Overheard on the Hill: Sexy Chins and Lacy Offerings

And so the overheard posts continue. This week is pretty good if you ask me. Lot’s of randomness and just odd thoughts. I don’t quite understand how people’s brains work sometimes. But that’s what makes these posts so great.

“My thongs is doing that thing where it hurts my butt.”

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“That’s bobo.”

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“You have the sexiest chin in college sports.” This was actually said to me one night. I’m not necessarily sure how to interpret this. Compliment or no?

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“It’s like a land gondola.”

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“I wish I had a lacy offering for you.”

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“This is the prettiest oven mitt I’ve ever seen. Isn’t it just beautiful?”

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“Wanna know how many gremlins (referring to girls) I hooked up with this year?” This is one of the most messed up things I’ve heard.

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“All of our balls are odd.”

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Pizza places should be awake 100% of the time.

Pizza places should be awake 100% of the time.

“Is that the one you bought from the homeless man outside the Eagles game?”

“He wasn’t homeless, he was just a nice young crackhead.”

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“Is the pizza place awake right now?”

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“My children are going to bow down to the queen.”

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Overheard on the Hill: Beer Hugs and Pissing Rain

Wow, look at me go! Two posts in one day! Amazing. Again, I am avoiding doing work at all costs. But because I’ve already posted today, I don’t have muuuuch more to say… except, enjoy!

“Well you have an affinity for your butt so…”

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“She has an ego as big as Zimbabwe.”

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“Control your snot.”

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“It gets so thick to the point where you think you’re gonna blow a bubble.”

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“That’s not a bear hug, that’s a beer hug.”

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“This is literally the longest public pee I’ve ever taken in my life.”

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“It was pissing with rain.”

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“I looked like a sardine on the floor.”

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“Sometimes spearmint makes me gag.”

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“That hurts my soul.”

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“My ears are dehydrated.”

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“I thought I found a potato but it was just a mushroom.”

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“I’m not a fan of his face.”

Well, I mean, look at that bod. Damn.

Well, I mean, look at that bod. Damn.


What If NFL Teams Took Their Nicknames Literally

enhanced-buzz-9921-1379014425-12Let met start off by saying this–I LOVE BUZZFEED. Adore it. That website has been the source of endless procrastination from writing a research paper that’s worth 60% of my grade or my entertainment when I’m bored in class (sorry, Mom). Do I care to change my ways? Be more productive? Nope. Not at all. I’ve embraced it… accepted my fate.

Not only do I love Buzzfeed, but I love football. I’m a HUGE football Philadelphia Eagles fan, so at the start of football season last week, I was super excited. But what’s the best? Buzzfeed AND football. Together. Today I found this article, “What If NFL Teams Took Their Nicknames Literally: A Photoshop Investigation.” while not paying attention in my Business Law class, and, needless to say, I had to stifle my laughter so I didn’t get caught not paying attention to my professor. Okay, in my defense, the topics we were discussing today we covered over the course of about 2 months last semester in my Communication Law class. I knew what was going on.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy that as much as I did! And as much as I hate to say it… the one about the Eagles is kind of spot on. Oops.


Overheard on the Hill: Labor Day and Doppelgangers

Yet again, I am posting late because Labor Day weekend proved to be rough. Between starting practice, trying to get enough sleep, and still trying to go out, things got a little hectic. From lots of sweat to eyeballs to doppelgangers (fun fact–apparently mine is Christina Appelgate… I was told that this week), the first week of classes sure did prove to be interesting.

“For every person in Iowa there’s a doppelganger in Idaho who loves potatoes instead of corn.”

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“My hair gel is in my eyeballs right now.”

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“There is rain dripping down my buttcrack.”

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“You can’t tell me that’s a service bird.”

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“I feel so full of chlorophyll.”

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“Isn’t chlorophyll, like, sun?”

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Well that looks painful.

Well that looks painful.

“Bellybuttons are my worst fear.”

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“I would rather slide naked down a cactus. Just give me a saguaro and watch me go.”

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“You’re sweating from your eyeballs.”

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“My asshole is sweaty and I don’t like it.”

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“Tequila happens sometimes.”

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“My insides feel warm.”

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“You’re hitting arteries!!”

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“You keep the balls in your hand and then you put them where you want them.”


Bucket List #21: Get a Tattoo

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Hakuna matata! It means no worries, for the rest of your daaaaaays!

Okay guys… I finally did it! I got a tattoo! Cross that off of my bucket list… number 21? Check.

I know that I explained the meaning of this symbol in my first post about getting my tattoo, so I’ll spare you the details about that. Initially my appointment was on May 15th, but I had to push it back a month. I realized that I needed, uh, well, MONEY to be able to get a tattoo, and I didn’t have any mid-May. Especially with my 21st birthday the weekend before. I think you know where my money went.

Anyway, so the days before my apointment I was all like “Hell yeah! Let’s do this!” Then, the day before I started to get more nervous. And on the day of… well, I was a mess! I was super nervous. But I did it, thank god. And I’m so happy with the results! It was exactly how I wanted it and I couldn’t be more excited.

I realize that getting my first tattoo is risky–people always say that’s one of the most painful spots to get tattooed. But honestly? It wasn’t that bad. I mean, yeah, there were definitely parts that were painful. But I have experienced more pain on a softball field from injuries than from that tattoo. If anything, it was more annoying than painful.  I wanted the tattoo artist to stop, but only because it was bothersome–like a mosquito flying around your face or something. He even said to me, “Girls are so much better at this than guys. When girls know what they want, they go for it and make sure they GET it. Halfway through a tattoo, guys are usually trying to find a way out, while girls are looking for their cell phone.” He even told me about a girl that fell ASLEEP while getting a tattoo! He goes, “Yeah, that girl was pretty gangster.”

Granted my tattoo only took a half hour, but I couldn’t be more happy with my decision or how it turned out. I’m already thinking about a second tattoo… oops?

philliesPS. I’ve added another item to my Bucket List! It’s #34: Visit all 30 MLB Baseball Stadiums. I’ve already been to three–Coors Field, home of the Rockies; Camden Yards, home of the Orioles; and of course Citizens Bank Park, home of the Philadelphia Phillies. I’m a die-hard baseball fan, so I’d love to accomplish this.

Oh, and GO PHILLIES!


Overheard on the Hill, Part 9

I’ll admit, these aren’t as zany as what I heard on spring break, but they’re pretty good. From sunburn to baseball to computers and STDS, I sure have collected an interesting group of quotes for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!

“One time I de-sanctified a Lating church because I didn’t have a head covering.”

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“I like Jews I just don’t want to eat their food.”

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“This just came off my chest. Who wants it?”

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I love me some baseball pants. And Pat Burrell. GO PHILLIES!

I love me some baseball pants. And Pat Burrell. GO PHILLIES!

“The baseball pants are really doing it for me right now.”

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A girl at the baseball game, “Oh look, they scored a goal!”

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“Will you warm my ass?”

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“I was sitting there, wondering if it was real life or not.”

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“The computer just shit itself.”

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“You know what I hate? Bitches and hoes.”

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“You only get herpes once.”

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“OH MY GOD I need more bread. I need more sugar. There isn’t enough chicken feet! OH MY GOD why isn’t anybody selling chicken feet?!”

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“I took karate and used it for bad.”

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“You can’t change stupid.”

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“Strong like bull. Smart like tractor.”

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“Can you redshirt if you get pregnant?


Overheard on the Hill, Part 6

I know, I know… it’s been a while since I’ve posted. I’m sorry! I’ve had a ton going on between prelims and packing and just plain old homework. I’m not pleased with myself.  This week will be better, I promise!

Despite my lack of blogging, I have managed to compose quite the interesting list of things that I have overheard on campus. They gave me a few laughs and helped me to get through my stressful week. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

My friend on the types of men she likes, “I like kosher hot dogs and Italian sausage.”

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“Can I send a picture to your mom of my face?”

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Ugh, I would love to punch him in the face if I got the chance.

Ugh, I would love to punch him in the face if I got the chance.

“If someone asks you if you want to punch Justin Beiber in the face, the answer is yes.”

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“What is this? Rain? Snow? I can’t tell.”

“Me either. It’s Ithacating.”

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“Sometimes I forget to breathe.”

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On dry season, “They just pick a date and then BAM. No more cocaine, I can’t do heroine anymore…”

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“I thought all of my bras were dirty but then I thought, NOT MY PARTY BRAS! Look, it’s bedazzled!”

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“Can we music?”

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“I think you need to calm down the Amish spirit with that skirt.”

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Restaurant patron to a teammate, “Do you guys play field hockey?”

My teammate, “No, softball.”

Patron, “Indoor softball?”

^^^I still don’t believe this could have actually happened. What the hell?? Indoor softball, really?!

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After eating something really hot, “Woooo, hotsie totsie!”

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“I’m a sausage girl but I can appreciate your bacon-ness”

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“Sometimes I just want to punch myself in the face.”