Overheard on the Hill: Sexy Chins and Lacy Offerings

And so the overheard posts continue. This week is pretty good if you ask me. Lot’s of randomness and just odd thoughts. I don’t quite understand how people’s brains work sometimes. But that’s what makes these posts so great.

“My thongs is doing that thing where it hurts my butt.”

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“That’s bobo.”

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“You have the sexiest chin in college sports.” This was actually said to me one night. I’m not necessarily sure how to interpret this. Compliment or no?

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“It’s like a land gondola.”

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“I wish I had a lacy offering for you.”

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“This is the prettiest oven mitt I’ve ever seen. Isn’t it just beautiful?”

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“Wanna know how many gremlins (referring to girls) I hooked up with this year?” This is one of the most messed up things I’ve heard.

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“All of our balls are odd.”

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Pizza places should be awake 100% of the time.

Pizza places should be awake 100% of the time.

“Is that the one you bought from the homeless man outside the Eagles game?”

“He wasn’t homeless, he was just a nice young crackhead.”

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“Is the pizza place awake right now?”

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“My children are going to bow down to the queen.”


Overheard on the Hill: Alabama Slammers and Amanda Bynes

Wow guys, I’m so so sorry. I completely forgot to do an overheard post yesterday for some unknown reason. I just forgot. Poof. Nothing in my mind. I’ll make up for it though with tons of good posts this week! Enjoy!

“They’re gonna track ya. They know!”

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“You found a dollar in chapstick.”

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“Don’t choose the high socks.”

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“Living is expensive.”

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Alabama-Slammer“They call them Alabama Slammers for a reason. They slam you. They slam you!!!”

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“I did my hair for this shit, I better get some!”

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“All about the cancer. Gotta spread the love.”

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“Strengthening the human race. One genetic mutation at a time.”

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“I hate people with belly buttons.”

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“Let’s cheers with our pizza.”

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“I will cut your titties off.”

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“You’ll be happy to know he has a small dick.”

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“THERE ARE GHOSTS IN SUBWAY.”

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“Ouch-kabibble.”

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“I’m too black for this.”

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“I was too absorbed in Sports Center.”

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“If you’ve got a square jaw and thick eyebrows, gimme dat.”

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“Put that sucker to rest.”

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“Can’t burn the brain bucket!”

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“I’m all about backyards.”

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“She didn’t even know what the right side of third base was.”

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“It’s like a yo-yo without any string.”

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“Touch me with your feet and I will cut off every appendage you have.”

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“I’m gonna punch you in the dick.”

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“Don’t get angry, get even.”

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“Jackin’ off cause he was mad at it.”

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“Dude I really like her, I haven’t cheated on her yet.”

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About Amanda Bynes, “She’s going through a Lindsay Lohan phase with a splash of Britney Spears.”

Poor Amanda. Come back to us!

Poor Amanda. Come back to us!

 


Overheard on the Hill: Bad Decisions Wednesdays and Free Calories

Just a heads up, this weeks quotes aren’t the best. Don’t get me wrong, there are quite a few gems in there, but there also aren’t as many quotes in terms of numbers. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that my roomie was away at Nerd Camp all week and I was left all alone! Ack.

“I do squats with scuba tanks. I bench press scuba tanks. I miss Friedman Center. Tell the platforms I say hi!”

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“Pizza dough won’t judge me.”

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“My back is a waterfall.”

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“Admiral Nelson’s… Captain Morgan’s retarded cousin.”

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“‘Bad Decisions Wednesday” can’t lead to ‘Let’s Get Fired Thursday.'”

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“If they look weird, don’t linger.”

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“I have rules for calories. If it’s free, it doesn’t count. If you’re drunk, it doesn’t count. If you eat it standing up, then it’s only a snack!”

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“I look like a fat turtle.”

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“I always struggle with my butthole.”

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“You’re so mean to my arms.”

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“I was older than you before you were born.”

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“You just touched fart by the way.”

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“My life is a country song.”

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“I can be blacker than you if you just taught me.”

What happened? Though I can't help but love her new song...

What happened? Though I can’t help but love her new song…

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“OH SHIT, Miley Cyrus!”

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“He was a sketchy ass.”

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“I don’t have anymore drugs.”

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“I’m number 80 on the field, but number one in your heart.”

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“I used to fuck gay, but not anymore.”

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“I’m drowning in fabric.”

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I wish it did say waffle fries. NOM.

I wish it did say waffle fries. NOM.

“It’s like an airplane roller coaster in the sky.”

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“That says ‘mufflers and pipes’ and I thought it said ‘waffle fries.”

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“Happiness is a taco in your hand at one in the morning.”