Overheard on the Hill: Salad Intimacy and The Bachelor

I’m sitting at the kitchen table with my mom, fawning over Juan Pablo on The Bachelor, when she aptly reminded me that I haven’t posted an overheard post in quite some time! That and I had promised a little over a week ago that I would get better at posting. Oops. Good thing I had some quotes ready for today though. PS, for anyone who wants to know, I’d love Juan Pablo as my 22nd birthday present… please and thank you.

Yummmmmm

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“I hope my green beans make you happy”

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“Just because you touch his dick, doesn’t mean you’re married for the rest of your life.”

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“Wanna take a shot out of my boobs?”

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“Like you’re birthing a child with your heel.”

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“Why are there bananas on the floor?”

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“That’s not my ID… that’s a Buffalo Wild Wings gift card.”

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“Wait those gloves are so great because yo have full access to all your digits.”

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“What is it with guys and arts and crafts for their dick?”

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“I’m about to have an inmate moment with my salad.”