Overheard on the Hill: Salad Intimacy and The Bachelor

I’m sitting at the kitchen table with my mom, fawning over Juan Pablo on The Bachelor, when she aptly reminded me that I haven’t posted an overheard post in quite some time! That and I had promised a little over a week ago that I would get better at posting. Oops. Good thing I had some quotes ready for today though. PS, for anyone who wants to know, I’d love Juan Pablo as my 22nd birthday present… please and thank you.



“I hope my green beans make you happy”


“Just because you touch his dick, doesn’t mean you’re married for the rest of your life.”


“Wanna take a shot out of my boobs?”


“Like you’re birthing a child with your heel.”


“Why are there bananas on the floor?”


“That’s not my ID… that’s a Buffalo Wild Wings gift card.”


“Wait those gloves are so great because yo have full access to all your digits.”


“What is it with guys and arts and crafts for their dick?”


“I’m about to have an inmate moment with my salad.”


One Comment on “Overheard on the Hill: Salad Intimacy and The Bachelor”

  1. Austin says:

    You crazy college kids!!! :)

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