Overheard on the Hill: Alabama Slammers and Amanda Bynes

Wow guys, I’m so so sorry. I completely forgot to do an overheard post yesterday for some unknown reason. I just forgot. Poof. Nothing in my mind. I’ll make up for it though with tons of good posts this week! Enjoy!

“They’re gonna track ya. They know!”

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“You found a dollar in chapstick.”

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“Don’t choose the high socks.”

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“Living is expensive.”

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Alabama-Slammer“They call them Alabama Slammers for a reason. They slam you. They slam you!!!”

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“I did my hair for this shit, I better get some!”

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“All about the cancer. Gotta spread the love.”

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“Strengthening the human race. One genetic mutation at a time.”

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“I hate people with belly buttons.”

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“Let’s cheers with our pizza.”

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“I will cut your titties off.”

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“You’ll be happy to know he has a small dick.”

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“THERE ARE GHOSTS IN SUBWAY.”

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“Ouch-kabibble.”

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“I’m too black for this.”

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“I was too absorbed in Sports Center.”

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“If you’ve got a square jaw and thick eyebrows, gimme dat.”

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“Put that sucker to rest.”

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“Can’t burn the brain bucket!”

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“I’m all about backyards.”

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“She didn’t even know what the right side of third base was.”

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“It’s like a yo-yo without any string.”

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“Touch me with your feet and I will cut off every appendage you have.”

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“I’m gonna punch you in the dick.”

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“Don’t get angry, get even.”

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“Jackin’ off cause he was mad at it.”

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“Dude I really like her, I haven’t cheated on her yet.”

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About Amanda Bynes, “She’s going through a Lindsay Lohan phase with a splash of Britney Spears.”

Poor Amanda. Come back to us!

Poor Amanda. Come back to us!

 

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8 Comments on “Overheard on the Hill: Alabama Slammers and Amanda Bynes”

  1. Austin says:

    Hilarious as always. Thanks for remembering us out here waiting patiently in Blogland. :D

  2. boredlandia says:

    Loved this! First time your blog and it will so not be my last.

  3. That explains why Subway is such crap. Ghosts haunt that place.


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