Overheard on the Hill: Senior Week Edition

Okay, so I’m trying something new today… posting from my iPhone! This is only because I spent all day moving yesterday and my new apartment doesn’t have Internet yet so I’m kinda cut off from the world. So let’s see how it goes, huh? Here are the best quotes from the week before graduation–senior week. (I’m also sorry for the lack of pictures, I don’t know how to do that on here).

“If I could smile weed it would be great.”

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“My boob just fell out of my bra.”

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“You know what’s weird? When moms eat their babies.”

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“If black people fuck with you, that’s a good sign. They’re so cool.”

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“It’s less aggressive if you say betch.”

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“Clan is actually spelled with a C unless you’re really racist.”

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About ring pops, “This is like the best chaser!”

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“You should play shot fairy again! It was magestical.”

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“Life is about retarded shit.”

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“Mickey says get fucked up.”

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“It’s always worse when you encounter a bug naked.”

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“I have so much cash on me right now I feel like a drug lord.”

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“This is how porn starts guys.”

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“Who’s ready to poop gold?”

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“Monogamy is not my forte.”

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“You could suck on these like lollipops.”

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“The theme of the night is be as slutty as you can.”

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“I’m gonna do something stupid tonight.”

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“I took Ritalin and cleaned the whole apartment.”

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“Everybody watch out I’m the shot fairy.”

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“We’ll drug you.”

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“My grandma wouldn’t let us play games on Sunday so we played red light green light but named it Jesus Devil. And we played it stationary. On our butts.”

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“I’m inserting myself right now.”

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“Powerade is like Gatorades incestual cousin.”

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“I get bitches in trouble cause I’m too bad.”

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“My room is a fortress. I’m the only one who can find shit. I can’t even find shit in there.”

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“It’s so weird. There’s so much shit I can’t remember.”

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“Is that a midget?! I just got really excited.”

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“I’m not into architecting but I am into lighter fluid.”

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“I ate dirt as a child and I have a high immune system. I think that’s why.”

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“You have marshmallow on your tit right now.”

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“It’s not a walk of shame, it’s a stride of pride.”

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5 Comments on “Overheard on the Hill: Senior Week Edition”

  1. Austin says:

    Hilarious as usual! :)

  2. That post was magestical. You hang with the kraziest krowd.

  3. […] my everyday life to lessons I’ve learned the hard way.” There are a few posts called “Overheard on the hill” which are absolutely hilarious quotes overheard in Samantha’s ramblings, I spend way […]


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