Overheard on the Hill, Part 11

No fancy schmancy stuff this time… I’m just going to get right to business. Enjoy!

“Don’t sass me girl. I will end you.”

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I think that would be painful.

I think that would be painful.

At Taco Bell, “I love hot sauce. I would bathe in it.”

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“Hummus is like if Jesus was a food. Hummus.”

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“I like being bitten. I’m a biter.”

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“He threw it to me and it danced right over the fence.”

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“These are my black men jeans.”

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“I’m drunk enough that I’ll ignore that hiccup.”

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“I still have my wisdom teeth. They’re at home on my dresser.”

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“All ribs are good to me.”

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“I look hot. But fat hot.”

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“I was just sexually assaulted by a dog.”

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“This is the land of the mysterious missing socks.”

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“That tastes more funky than when I bit a Viagra in half.”

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“This is a cold sore. But it could also be gonorrhea soo…”

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“I feel like God.”

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“My mother needs to be tranquilized.”

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“Excuse me, tree.”

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“I’m trying to play softball in Europe next year… we’ll see how that works out. If it doesn’t, I’ll become an alcoholic and call it a day.”

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“What’s on your face?”

“It could be anything. I ate a lot this morning.”

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“I thought about doing MMA but then I realized how scrambled my brains would get…”

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5 Comments on “Overheard on the Hill, Part 11”

  1. My mom needs to be tranquilzed sometimes too. She would actually be a good person to overhear as she has some great sayings.


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