Overheard on the Hill, Part 9

I’ll admit, these aren’t as zany as what I heard on spring break, but they’re pretty good. From sunburn to baseball to computers and STDS, I sure have collected an interesting group of quotes for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!

“One time I de-sanctified a Lating church because I didn’t have a head covering.”

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“I like Jews I just don’t want to eat their food.”

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“This just came off my chest. Who wants it?”

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I love me some baseball pants. And Pat Burrell. GO PHILLIES!

I love me some baseball pants. And Pat Burrell. GO PHILLIES!

“The baseball pants are really doing it for me right now.”

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A girl at the baseball game, “Oh look, they scored a goal!”

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“Will you warm my ass?”

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“I was sitting there, wondering if it was real life or not.”

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“The computer just shit itself.”

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“You know what I hate? Bitches and hoes.”

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“You only get herpes once.”

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“OH MY GOD I need more bread. I need more sugar. There isn’t enough chicken feet! OH MY GOD why isn’t anybody selling chicken feet?!”

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“I took karate and used it for bad.”

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“You can’t change stupid.”

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“Strong like bull. Smart like tractor.”

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“Can you redshirt if you get pregnant?

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2 Comments on “Overheard on the Hill, Part 9”

  1. This just came off my chest. Depends who said it and what the audience was. Could be all kinds of crazy.


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