Overheard on the Hill, Part 3

Okay so I don’t know what it is, but recently, I’ve been over hearing some pretty crazy and funny things. This past week alone, I’ve compiled more quotes than I had in the previous two posts. It might be the weather, or it might be the fact that I’m getting better and remembering the things that I hear, but here are some of the best things that I’ve heard in the past week. Oh boy.

I still don't even know what this stuff is.

I still don’t even know what this stuff is.

“What’s that rice thing called? Ying yang?”

“You mean quinoa?”


“I keep condoms in my hamster.”


“There’s a difference between giving sufficient effort and being a fuck.”


To the tune of Thrift Shop. “I’m gonna pop some tags, may hair is full of sweat of other people and glitter…”


“What did you say?”

“I said BOW DOWN TO ME.”


Guy from the group of guys that started the snowball fight, “These girls don’t throw like girls!”

“That’s because you started a snowball fight with the softball team!”

^^^ This was one of the best walks home from practice ever.  The snowball fight continued all throughout campus. The best part? I still don’t even know who those guys were.


“My pants are falling down and I don’t care.”


Girl to a guy at the bar, “Your breath smells like egg.”


Guy who was running through Collegetown and tried to jump over a snow pile but wiped out instead, “I thought I was Reggie Bush but I wasn’t.”


“Every drink I took, I took to ulcers.”


Me to my roommate, “Is it too early to start drinking my tequila? It’s only 7:30.”

This was basically her response:



Clearly, there is either something wrong with the Cornell population or my hearing…

20 Comments on “Overheard on the Hill, Part 3”

  1. Gotta love Senior Chang. I love Community and wish everyone would watch it so they could be in Community College forever.

  2. Sounds like another writing assignment is coming on… :)

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