Overheard on the Hill

Going to Cornell, I overhear some pretty interesting things on campus. These are some of the best of the first few weeks since I’ve been back. Don’t worry, I’m sure there will be plenty more to come–this is only part one.

“When you say you give zero fucks, I actually subtract five fucks from that.”

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“Wegmans rapes your wallet. It’s like buttfucking, but with someone you like.”

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“Why is there a shopping cart full of axes just chillin’ over there?”

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“My iPhone when swimming in my rum and Coke this weekend.”

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Girl in one of my classes: “The other day I was listening to a podcast about a boy who killed his parents…”

Professor: “Oh, in New Mexico, right?”

Girl: “No, this was actually in the US.”

Me (in my head): WHAT?!

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9 Comments on “Overheard on the Hill”

  1. People watching is awesome, and can lead to some interesting material for your writing. I’m always adding real life nonsense to my scripts, and those conversations sound like they would be great for a story…


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